Day 4 – ‘Bradley’s Basement’s Advent Calendar 2021

Hello everyone! 🙂

Welcome to ‘Bradley’s Basement’ blog and I’m Tim Bradley!

It’s Day 4 of ‘Bradley’s Basement’s Advent Calendar 2021.

Let’s check out Chapter 4 of ‘The Lord of the Rings: Comedy Version’ as we delve more into Part 1 of the story – ‘The Fellowship of the Freak’! 🙂


Check out what Day 4 of my ‘Bradley’s Basement’s Advent Calendars for 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020 were about!

Tim. 🙂

Chapter 4
‘The Not-So-Long Council of Elrond’

In Rivendell, the Council of Elrond takes place.

ELROND: “Now! You’re all here…because of a ring! Not just…any ring. Not even…a wedding ring. Not even…”

GIMILI: (interrupts) “A birthday ring?”


Frodo sniggers.

ELROND: “Frodo, stop laughing! This is very serious!”

A short while later, a debate ensues on who should take the Ring to Mordor.

GIMLI: “I’ll take the Ring to Mordor with my axe!”

LEGOLAS: “No! I’ll take the Ring to Mordor with my bow and arrow. And my beautiful flowing blonde hair!”

BOROMIR: “No! You two are pathetic!”

LEGOLAS: “What do you mean?”

BOROMIR: “I’m the greatest warrior to ever live in the whole of Gondor! Your hair is as white as the snow and your beard is like that of a burnt down tree.”

GIMILI: (offended) “HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?!!!”

Once Frodo volunteers to take the Ring to Mordor and Gandalf agrees to help him, Aragorn steps forward.

ARAGORN: “Whether by life…or by death…I can protect you. I will. You have my sword.”

LEGOLAS: “You have my bow.”

GIMLI: “You have my axe…and my beard!”

GANDALF: “Gimli!”

GIMLI: “Sorry.”

BOROMIR: “And you have my um…moustache.”

GIMLI: “Shield!”

BOROMIR: “Sorry, shield.”

SAM: (calls) “Heh!”

Sam jumps out from behind the bushes and joins them.

SAM: “I’m going!”

ELROND: “Pardon?”

SAM: “I’m going with err…my hair! With my hair on!”

Merry and Pippin also emerge from behind the pillars to join them.

MERRY: “Wait! And err…me and my friend will go!”

PIPPIN: “Yes! With our legs and our smelly feet!”

Thus, the Fellowship of the Freak is formed!

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